guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
