what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Randomize
