I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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