She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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