normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
We don't watch enough power rangers
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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