Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
sarcasm needs its own font
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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