Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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