YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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