its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Houston, we have a squirter
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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