The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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