If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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