My brain says no but my pants say off.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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