Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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