So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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