Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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