Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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