If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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