..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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