I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Randomize
