did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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