come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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