ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
