I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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