There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
