wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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