i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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