Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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