clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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