Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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