just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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