They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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