I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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