I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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