I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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