8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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