***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
So many bounce houses so little time
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
