Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I just found a bag of teeth...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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