Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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