these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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