what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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