yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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