I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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