it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
it's like heaven, but drunker
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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