so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You were trust falling into bushes
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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