Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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