I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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