I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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