i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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