he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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