Sponge bath it is.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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