I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i was born a porn star she said
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
He? As in you personified your dick?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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